matthewperryVEVO

urban jellyfish

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:37:51 -0400

urban jellyfish

Hi Christine!

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:26:47 -0400

Hi Christine!

I personally apologize that these actually won’t work on...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:58:05 -0400

I personally apologize that these actually won’t work on your iPhone

PS I am already sick of AD and it’s not even out yet ;)

[We Made You Some Arrested Development Emoji]

cinnaMon

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:29:40 -0400

cinnaMon

This baby’s face.

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:23:24 -0400

This baby’s face.

"Here are just a few of the things Casey regularly tracks: the number of contacts stored on her..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:41:10 -0400

“Here are just a few of the things Casey regularly tracks: the number of contacts stored on her iPhone (187); the number of people following her on Instagram (around 580); the number of people who’ve asked to follow her on Instagram, but she’s refused to accept (more than 100); the number of people following her Tumblr blog (more than 100); her high score on Dots (almost 400); the number of photos she stores on her phone (363, fewer than before because she’s maxed out her phone’s memory); the number of photos her friends store on their phones (around 800); the number of people she’s friends with on Facebook (1,110) and the number of acquaintances who’ve quit Facebook (three or four). She also uses the app InstaFollow to keeps tabs on who’s unfollowed her on Instagram (she quickly unfollows those who defect).”

- What Really Happens On A Teen Girl’s iPhone

can’t wait to wear these down ass earrings to a wedding in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:37:03 -0400

can’t wait to wear these down ass earrings to a wedding in June

help

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:24:00 -0400

help

pennysleeping: Sun sleeping. I love Penny.

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:32:24 -0400

pennysleeping:

Sun sleeping.

I love Penny.

We stand by our work.

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:01:00 -0400

We stand by our work.

Could the Fast 5 Safe Heist Happen in Real Life? //...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:09:00 -0400

Could the Fast 5 Safe Heist Happen in Real Life? // Vulture

THIS IS ART THIS IS SCIENCE THIS IS MATH THIS IS EVERYTHING

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:46:11 -0400

Waka Flocka Goes (Hard) in the Booth

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:55:11 -0400

Waka Flocka Goes (Hard) in the Booth

OUR WORK

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:45:31 -0400

OUR WORK

popculturebrain: Vulture Kicks off ‘BLUTH’S CLUES’ Contest with...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:42:37 -0400

popculturebrain:

Vulture Kicks off ‘BLUTH’S CLUES’ Contest with ‘Where’s Tobias?’ Game

YAY! I helped make this although I did not draw it. Isn’t it lovely?

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:18:46 -0400

bobbyfinger: 2 illiterates A football is wondering how books...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:37:09 -0400

bobbyfinger:

2 illiterates

A football is wondering how books work.

:(

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:56:03 -0400

AND WE’RE BACK. CONDOMS EXPIRE, BIRTH CONTROL...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:07:53 -0400

AND WE’RE BACK.

CONDOMS EXPIRE, BIRTH CONTROL PRESCRIPTIONS NEED TO BE REFILLED, SO WE FIND OURSELVES BACK IN THE FLUORESCENT-LIT, PRODUCT-POPULATED WONDERLAND THAT IS CVS BANGERS. THIS TIME WE’LL BE PERUSING THE AISLES FOR A BIT LONGER THAN IN OUR PREVIOUS OUTING, WITH MORE HIGHS AND LOWS, MORE AIRHORNS, MORE GUNS, AND OF COURSE, MORE FIRE. I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY. AND REMEMBER: DON’T FORGET YOUR CUSTOMER CARE CARD.

Hi Matt.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:20:40 -0400

Hi Matt.