"At one point while we were in the studio, Bieber played for me a two-minute rap by Jaden Smith, who is a friend of his. (Of course they’re friends.) I wrote in the article that Bieber is a lousy rapper, but Jaden Smith is a hundred times worse. He’s fucking AWFUL. It was torture. Longest two minutes of my life. And the guys from West Coast Customs loved it. I think they’re so good at pretending to like shit that they’ve crossed over into genuinely liking it."