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I think this was officially(?) the first time I have accosted someone on the streets of NYC. It was the Aero Shot energy promoters who, MIND YOU, were not doing their job if I had to personally approach them. I graciously accepted multiple samples after proclaiming, “I work for a website!” Then I proceeded to graciously tell them that they will soon be illegal in NYC. “I’m joking! HAHA.” (I’m not joking?) You will not get a video/GIF/imagery of me doing the “shot,” but if you want to imagine (don’t!) imagine sucking fruitlessly on a tube of Chapstick until bitter powder forces its disgusting way down your throat. And you cough. And cough. “BREATHABLE ENERGY!” I feel weird. 

I think this was officially(?) the first time I have accosted someone on the streets of NYC. It was the Aero Shot energy promoters who, MIND YOU, were not doing their job if I had to personally approach them. I graciously accepted multiple samples after proclaiming, “I work for a website!” Then I proceeded to graciously tell them that they will soon be illegal in NYC. “I’m joking! HAHA.” (I’m not joking?)

You will not get a video/GIF/imagery of me doing the “shot,” but if you want to imagine (don’t!) imagine sucking fruitlessly on a tube of Chapstick until bitter powder forces its disgusting way down your throat. And you cough. And cough. “BREATHABLE ENERGY!” I feel weird. 

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